Monday, December 28, 2009

A Degenerate Only Your Mother Will Love

The gang got together last week just before X-MAS for an annual Shit Show. Unfortunately it was mainly a blur for most of the participants this time around, thus leaving very little of the night to be remembered the next day. From what I was able to gather the picture below is a pretty accurate description. So you could say it was all shit and no show. I would like to add that waking up to a dog licking my hand and wet pants was a first for me.

This isn't a photo, it is an actual shot of my eye's view of the night. Those squiggly lines in the corner are a sign of an inevitable blackout approaching...

Shortly after the blackout begins my zombie twin comes out and proceeds to wander, sleep, and piss wherever he pleases. Quite scary. 

Has anyone seen "Crab stain" and "Dick Mud" lately?

Of course the Horse decided to stay in Plattsburgh this time around... It is a shame he always seems to get things done.

Do we still film stuff? I guess so...

tin foil bomb from Nathan A. Woodruff on Vimeo.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Pissing in the Snow

There is not much to talk about at the moment... The weather sucks and the end of 2009 is well within sight. Here's my favorite Big Cock!  Enjoy.

I think the only good thing about shitty winter weather is watching Drunk Matt rolling around in it.

Kyle has paid his dues.

Crack Torch.

Q. & A. Inspector

Six beers, a smashed fence and desk, and sunglasses.


Old Shit from Nathan A. Woodruff on Vimeo.


Thursday, December 03, 2009

To Weird To Live, To Rare To Die.

There are some truly unique birds walking among us. Below  is a few images of some special characters I have came across in the past couple months.

This is Super Bad Brad, he's a street performer armed with a ghetto blaster and golden pipes (see for yourself). He has appeared at the Apollo theater, and was at last summers Brawling at the Belmar

The Horse has been coming out and getting himself/herself into all types of weird situations as of late. Here the Horse is "Dumping" them out at the Hell House.

While on the topic of Hell House... Hitler Showed Up and Lubed Up on Halloween.

Not sure here... I'm thinking the one on the left just got done making a cross country run in his/ her 18-wheeler...

This dude was more than happy to get his face bloodied by a girl in a sling.