Look who is 27 years old today!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATE!! Drink one for me tonight.




Bitthday cake Creeper style.

You Really Can't Screw Up Masturbating

So I scanned all of my photos from the Murder City Devils show that went down last weekend, and sure enough can't find where I saved them to my hard drive which leaves me to believe that I never put the folder in the right spot. Bummed... so here are my go to photos from HELL.

Some places have community bikes that are free for anyone to ride from one place to the next then dump off at will until the next person who is in need of a bike comes along.  HELL is like that, but there are no bikes.

Drinking cream ale makes people fall in love with you.

It's all about function.

Pre-dumping?

No word yet on if THIS will become another of our annual celebrations yet... Let us hope for the best.

These guys opened for the DEVILS... like them more live though...

Get off the floor!

Ready for  more! 8:30am.

Kyle "Dopeshits" complained about not getting enough face time on here.

Going to see the Murder City Devils today. This will be my first trip into the big city, Should be an experience.

One Man Horse Race

Stuper Bowl tomorrow... Get ready to eat/ drink!

I was shown this game last weekend. I have no idea what the hell it is called, but it was most certainly a crowd favorite do it having combined gambling and drinking.

Spicy Cream Ale Burgers!  So Good!!!

Truck work

I need a kick in the face just for having my picture taken with a can of sparks in my hand.

Anyone still remember this place?

Who's that?

I can't be seen on this blog, I'm supposed to be someone important. HA HA!!

Gordon Shumway?

He could be a fisherman or from Melmac... 

The only thing I can think to say about this is... Awesome!

Mr. Rotten

It has been so cold lately... Beer freezing cold!

The last night I was in Hornell I happened to hear a couple sets from DAZE END and was pretty impressed by their set list. Listen and find a show HERE.

Finally:

Serious gangster skill.

C'est tous les gens

Space Baller!

Count how many peanuts are in this picture and you prove that you have no life!

This is Wang, he turns 26 today. 

Here is Wang's best friend buying beer for Wang's 26 birthday about seven years early... Do the math.

This is proof that all good things go well/ belong together. 

I'm told that Mr. Rotten has a lot on his plate these days.

Finally, my new favorite internet dump! HERE

No Ponga!

Koozies are in the works. Promise!

This guy is leaving the work game for awhile to live the life thanks to his new sunglass sponsor.

Drinking this mini keg on X-mas day before heading to the bar seemed like a good idea...

I'm sure the real St. Nick smelled like reindeer shit.

Bananas are all fun and games until one creams on your favorite shirt...

I like this guys attitude

A Degenerate Only Your Mother Will Love

The gang got together last week just before X-MAS for an annual Shit Show. Unfortunately it was mainly a blur for most of the participants this time around, thus leaving very little of the night to be remembered the next day. From what I was able to gather the picture below is a pretty accurate description. So you could say it was all shit and no show. I would like to add that waking up to a dog licking my hand and wet pants was a first for me.

This isn't a photo, it is an actual shot of my eye's view of the night. Those squiggly lines in the corner are a sign of an inevitable blackout approaching...
 

Shortly after the blackout begins my zombie twin comes out and proceeds to wander, sleep, and piss wherever he pleases. Quite scary. 

Has anyone seen "Crab stain" and "Dick Mud" lately?

Of course the Horse decided to stay in Plattsburgh this time around... It is a shame he always seems to get things done.

Do we still film stuff? I guess so...

tin foil bomb from Nathan A. Woodruff on Vimeo.

Pissing in the Snow

There is not much to talk about at the moment... The weather sucks and the end of 2009 is well within sight. Here's my favorite Big Cock!  Enjoy.

I think the only good thing about shitty winter weather is watching Drunk Matt rolling around in it.

Kyle has paid his dues.

Crack Torch.

Q. & A. Inspector

Six beers, a smashed fence and desk, and sunglasses.

2002?

Old Shit from Nathan A. Woodruff on Vimeo.

-Cheers!

To Weird To Live, To Rare To Die.

There are some truly unique birds walking among us. Below  is a few images of some special characters I have came across in the past couple months.

This is Super Bad Brad, he's a street performer armed with a ghetto blaster and golden pipes (see for yourself). He has appeared at the Apollo theater, and was at last summers Brawling at the Belmar! 

The Horse has been coming out and getting himself/herself into all types of weird situations as of late. Here the Horse is "Dumping" them out at the Hell House.

While on the topic of Hell House... Hitler Showed Up and Lubed Up on Halloween.

Not sure here... I'm thinking the one on the left just got done making a cross country run in his/ her 18-wheeler...

This dude was more than happy to get his face bloodied by a girl in a sling.

Classic!

Walking Drunk with Two Broken Legs.

It has been exactly three months since I last updated this fucking thing... I am not really sure why it has taken me so long to post some action, so here are some photos and captions to fill the void in all of your hearts. Enjoy.

Here is the first of many shots from "HELL House". On any given night one can find themselves amidst the smell of cigarettes, stale beer, and sweat, listening to an eclectic mix of music from the ghetto blaster by DJ "whoever walks by", and witnessing girl fights, alcohol abuse, toppers, and god knows what else. Below is one poor sole who fell victim to the house.

Double J and Mike F. at last summers hill climb. Where is autoMOTIVE?

Here's a close-up shot of the tall bike's front end assembly. The tall bike was stolen last weekend by some seedy fuck who had the nerve to cut my lock, luckily the chain broke and thanks to a call from a friend the bike was back in my hands the following day. 

Is there any BMX on this blog anymore?

Not really sure what transpired just before this photo was taken but that is what HELL House is like, random shit going down.

Gimme More

For those of you who can't wait for Cruefest next year, here is a little sumthin' to munch on.




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Hey, isn't there a BMX video with the same name?